THE PIT

A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A Subjective person came along and said: "I feel for you, down there". An Objective person came along and said," It's logical that someone would fall down there." A Mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit. A News Repoter wanted the exclusive story on his pit. A fundamentalist came along and said," You deserve your pit". An I.R.S asked if he was paying taxes on the pit. A Self-pitying person came and said," You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit". A Charistmatic came and said," Just confess that you're not in a pit". An Optimist came and said," Things could be worse". A pessimist came and said," Things will get worse". Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit. Unknown